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8.45am in the morning, I've just walked into work, and Seba calls me from Dubai.

Me: Eiii baba what is up?
Seba: Eiii baba.
Me: Where are you?
Seba: I'm in Dubai, and I need your help.
Me: What's up?
Seba: I'm DJ'ing tonight, and I have my iPod and CDs.
Me: Eiii DJ Seba... yeah, ok, and?
Seba: I'm looking at the <blah blah blah> controller...
Me: I don't know it man, I need to see what you're looking at.
Seba: OK, but it's the <blah blah blah> thing. How do I connect my iPod to this thing?
Me: Well... you'll probably need an RCA-to-Mini cable.
Seba: What is that? <woman giggling in the background>
Me: It's got two RCA plugs on one end, and one Mini jack to plug into your iPod on the other <assuming he's in a store>
Seba: So how do I mix between tracks?
Me: Well you would need 2 iPods and 2 of those cables, unless you have an iPod mixing console.
Seba: <more giggling in the background> We have 2 iPods.
Me: Eiii... DJ Seba... you're set boss, just get 2 of those RCA-to-Mini cables.
Seba: OK but how do I change the volume and stuff.
Me: I can't see what you're looking at boss... just fiddle with the dials and you'll figure it out.
Seba: Alright boss... any recommendations?
Me: Nah, I trust you've been taught well. Eiii DJ Seb.
Seba: Haha alright, later guy.
Me: Later guy.

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